Tuesday, 11 April 2006
I'll drink to that!!
Water vs Alcohol
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo
of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey,
beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking
water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is
unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talkshit than to drink
water and be full of it !!
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo
of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey,
beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking
water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is
unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talkshit than to drink
water and be full of it !!
Jane
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... and in the UK, Prozac is being prescribed in such large quantities that it can now be found in the drinking water supply. Calm down. Calm down.
Posted by: Liz | Tuesday, 11 April 2006
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